Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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