My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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