During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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