I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
this hospital has no fireball
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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