So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Pooping to opera.
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