I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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