I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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