just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I have post one night stand depression
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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