I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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