i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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