i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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