so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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