You really coming over, don't trick.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
