he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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