I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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