Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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