YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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