I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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