She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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