talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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