Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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