I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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