I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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