No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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