Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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