Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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