the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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