I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
