I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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