I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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