I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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