You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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