i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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