Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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