in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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