I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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