hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
wow bdsm is so cute
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