Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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