i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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