You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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