youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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