How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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