do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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