It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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