you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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