i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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