You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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