what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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