did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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