Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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