its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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