He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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