Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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